I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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