Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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