It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
