Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
How's work?
Spinning.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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