I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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