How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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