It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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