Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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