i already hear my dad disowning me
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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