Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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