Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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