so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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