Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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