I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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