Will you blow on my dice?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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