This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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