Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just blew my weed a kiss
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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