I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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