this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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