people are starting to question the shark bite story
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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