its not stalking. its research.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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