Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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