for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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