I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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