just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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