Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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