Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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