About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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