Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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