we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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