i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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