Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I cut my penus on the lid.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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