Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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