just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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