There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
