i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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