these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
organizing the empties. That sober.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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