did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize
