May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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