there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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