she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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