well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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