just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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