She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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