drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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