I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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