Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
People in love make me want to vomit
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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