Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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