You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
