he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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