You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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