Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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