Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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