where am i from again
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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