i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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