Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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