What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
